I went out to a bar last night with my bff. Somehow I got stuck sitting in the corner and was able to eavesdrop on the table next to me. There were a couple of bro-ey guys and a couple of girls with their tater-tots hanging out. The guys, and I can't even make this shit up, were loudly asking, "What's more gay? If your balls touch, or if your shafts touch?"
I stopped talking in the middle of my conversation and just turned and looked at this table for like 10 seconds. I had to shut my trap because I wanted to interject, "The gayest thing is that you're asking questions like that."
Oh, Humanity...
Saturday, May 26, 2012
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