Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A moment at a family party

Me, drunk, eating a plate of pasta salad. I place it precariously upon the table, promising myself that I will be careful to not spill it--


FLLUUUGGG!!! I JUST SPILLED A WHOLE PLATE OF PASTA SALAD ON MY LAP!


Me (speaking sadly, as if I've given up on life): "Great now I've got pasta salad on my vagina."


Best part? I only spilled it ON TOP of my long shorts, but my Dad was still like "I'm out of here!"


I'm bringing vagina's back baybee.


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