Mom: Is it a guy?
Mom: He better not be making a booty-call.
Me: WHAT? No, Mom, he is not making a booty-call.
Mom: Good. Because that's not allowed. You can't have guys making booty-calls on you.
Me: OHMYGOD. Mom. What if I make a booty-call? Is that allowed?
Mom: Yeah. That's fine. You can make the booty-calls. You should hang a cow over your bed too.
Me: What are you talking about 'hang a cow over my bed'?
Mom: It will remind them that the milk isn't for free.