Saturday, May 26, 2012

What's more gay?

I went out to a bar last night with my bff.  Somehow I got stuck sitting in the corner and was able to eavesdrop on the table next to me.  There were a couple of bro-ey guys and a couple of girls with their tater-tots hanging out.  The guys, and I can't even make this shit up, were loudly asking, "What's more gay? If your balls touch, or if your shafts touch?"

I stopped talking in the middle of my conversation and just turned and looked at this table for like 10 seconds.  I had to shut my trap because I wanted to interject, "The gayest thing is that you're asking questions like that."

Oh, Humanity...

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