So, it's this hot little number. Pink and grey. 10 speed. Huffy. I like it.
I think it's hilarious that a foul-mouthed asshole like myself is riding around on a little sweetheart bike. Every girl should have one feminine thing at least.
So, guess where I took my first bike ride to? Dunkin Donuts--for coffee and a BACON breakfast sandwich! When I said this was going to be a good summer, I didn't know it was going to be this good!
Cars better look out, cuz I'm not fucking around out there. You can tell them I said that.