Thursday, June 17, 2010

Oh what? I have a bike?!

My boyfriend just bought me a bike. And if you knew me, you would know that I have avoided biking in Chicago because I don't want to get hit by a car and die. So, this is a big deal. Also, the bike he got for me is ridiculous, not because it's a bad bike or anything, but because it's so girlie.

So, it's this hot little number. Pink and grey. 10 speed. Huffy. I like it.

I think it's hilarious that a foul-mouthed asshole like myself is riding around on a little sweetheart bike. Every girl should have one feminine thing at least.

So, guess where I took my first bike ride to? Dunkin Donuts--for coffee and a BACON breakfast sandwich! When I said this was going to be a good summer, I didn't know it was going to be this good!

Cars better look out, cuz I'm not fucking around out there. You can tell them I said that.


  1. and you have a helmet, of course... right? Let's ride to that place we both occasionally work at sometime if we occasionally work at the same time, you know? word.

  2. A helmet is a required item if you bike on the road. Don't worry about me. I use one of Ramon's helmets. Once I get a bit more confident at riding bikes, I will ride to work with you all the time (and maybe even pop a wheelie or two)! xoxo!

  3. You need some handlebar streamers for your bike. It will make you more noticeable on the road. And when you get your own helmet- we should get together and Be-Dazzle it one night while we braid each others hair.

  4. AnnieBananzie, I just turned totally gay-bones for you.