Other Drawer: SLAM
Cabinet: SLAM SLAM
Other Cabinet: slam BANG
Me taking a shower: Hey! HEY! Are you mad or something?
Boyfriend: WAT? Why are you asking me that?!
Me taking a shower: Because you're slamming drawers and shit!
Boyfriend: I'm. Not. Mad. I. Just. Don't. Know. My. Own. Strength. Emily.
True story. Based on facts.