I've gotten sappy.
Maybe it's because my boyfriend brings me cheese fries.
Maybe it's because Corndog Fluffernutter is so damn cute when he crosses his paws.
Maybe it's because I put down 4 bottles of wine with my three favorite people in the world.
None of this means that I'm still not looking for a fight.
Because I would still break a bottle and cut you faster than you could blink.
This I believe.