Wednesday, December 29, 2010
My boyfriend gets ready for work:
"I just took you out shit face and you were a dickhead about it too. I'm not your bitch. No pupper, you don't get to go with me. Oh god! Emily! I hope that was him and not you, ugh. Emily, if you don't take him out by the time I go on my break at work, so help me god! So help me god!"