Thursday, February 3, 2011

Watching a living nightmare: Jersey Shore

OH MY GOD. What am I doing?

Apparently I will watch anything if it's easy to stream/watch On Demand...Whatever.

Have you ever watched Jersey Shore? These people are terrible. The females display some of the worst traits that females possess, exaggerated x WTF. And the dudes are so horrible in the most stereotypical x FTL (Fuck Their Lives) kind of way THAT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE AND HEAR ON THIS SHOW. Seriously.

I feel like a terrible person for watching this. But it's fascinating. These people exist in this backwards retarded universe. I just can't understand how any of them are able to survive. I really think I would blow my brains out if I had to exist for more than two hours in this shit-storm of douche.

And I can't stop watching.
Smack me in my face if I start obsessing about being tan.