I was about to ring an older gentleman up for some wine today when he stopped me and asked, "Are you old enough to ring this up?"
I replied, "Oh, indeed, I am more, MORE, than old enough."
And he said, "Then I want what you've been drinking."
I assured him that it was red wine every night and a high salt diet, lots of dark chocolate, lots of swearing, and a loud refusal to act proper and dignified.
I don't know if he believed me or not.
Age is hard on a woman...