Sunday, October 24, 2010

Thanks for nothing, meat.

Now that I've started eating meat again I have noticed at least one change: my nails grow faster and are stronger than ever.

I like the stronger part. But I hate cutting my nails. I used to have to cut them like, once a month (I like to keep 'em short), but now I'm cutting them every week and that's even after I put it off...This is some annoying shit. I guess that means that I'm healthier, but I feel like a dumbass, I keep poking shit and scratching shit accidentally. I'm like an idiot who never had nails before.

Long nails make me want to barf. But cutting them takes out of my drinking/eating/interneting time. I know what I have to do. But I will probably put it off for another day.



    I think an apology is in order.

  2. I still have a scar! I'm LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW!!! Aha ha ha ha ha!

  3. Holy hell, Emily, I feel like Edward Scissorhands right now. I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!! I CAN'T HELP IT!!! IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM!