Dear Kris Kross,
Thanks for making me 'jump jump' at work today. Every time that I hear your song "Jump Jump" I have to 'jump jump'. It is a lot of fun. But I have a question: which one of you is the Daddy Mac and which one is the Mac Dad? I am always confused because you have on backwards overalls (does that signify a hatred for farmers?), and I cannot tell who people are if their clothes are on backwards and their names are similar (like 'Kris' and 'Kross'). Please get back(wards) to me soon!
Some of them try to rhyme, but they can't rhyme like this:
Emily Bemily (Illinois)